Ben
January 28, 2010 04:02 PM No USB ports. No SD Card slot. No ethernet port. Possible scenarios for iPonce owner:

Girlfriend: "We'll be away for a while. How about I bring that 1TB pocket drive, it's full of TV shows?"
iPonce: "Sorry, we can't plug it in, my iPad has no USB"

Client: "Here's the flash drive with the file you requested..."
iPonce: "Sorry, I can't plug it in, my iPad has no USB"

Girlfriend: "The hotel has no WiFi, can you connect to the Ethernet port in the room?"
iPonce: "Sorry, the iPad doesn't have Ethernet"

Friend: "My phone is flat, can I plug it into your laptop to charge?"
iPonce: "Sorry, I can't plug it in, my iPad has no USB"

Client: "I'll show you that new design we've been working on, just go to our web page..."
iPonce: "Sorry, my iPad won't display Flash webpages"

Girlfriend: "The camera's memory card is full, can we transfer the photos to your laptop?"
iPonce: "Sorry, I can't plug it in, my iPad has no USB"

Client: "Can you download that ZIP file for me?"
iPonce: "Sorry, I can't. The iPad won't let me save files from the internet because it's uses the iPhone OS"

iPonce: "I need some more memory for my iPad, is that possible?"
Apple: "Sorry, we can't upgrade the memory in those, you'll need to buy a new machine"
iPonce: "$1200 to upgrade the memory then?!"
Apple: "Sorry sir, that's just the way they're designed"

Girlfriend: "The battery is nearly flat & we still have another 12 hours before we land in Heathrow. Have you got another battery?"
iPonce: "Sorry, the battery is built-in, you can't replace it"